Photography humor...

So I'm on an internet search rampage as we speak and I can't help but search for all these photography wearable goodies I totally want because their totally cool and totally funny. This makes sense because  I'm totally cool and totally funny [hey, you, stop rolling your eyes].  Anyways, my birthday is in September. Hint Hint internet! And plus, I wanted to start of the weekend with a little photography humor. Because I'm funny, remember.

"I shoot people" sleeve. Be still my heart.

                                                                                     

This is what photographers say when they're in love.

And finally, my favorite.